kerri lee
thanksgiving in england?
thanksgiving in england.
fun british word of the day
“having a wank”
definition: “to jerk off”
sentence: “i was in the middle of having a wank and my mom walked in my room.”
dear God,
thank you for the flower you left me under the bus station seat tonight.
it’s beautiful.
no one has ever given me flowers before except on dance recital nights.
i’m glad that i danced beautifully for you tonight.
“Nichole, if you become fat it will no be my fault.”
Maurizio Mangano (youtube him!) our couchsurfing host when we were staying in milano, italy, commenting on Nichole eating spoonfuls of his Nutella.
“next fucking thing i know, BANG. she goes off like a bottle of champagne that had been used as a plane propellor.”
om
- peter: i told her i'd take her up to a cozy place in the 'daks high peaks this winter to show her my favorite part of the world
new.
test-os...
- me: when we're like 25 we can settle it down, but as of right now, this is the time to enjoy all of the testosterone attention that us estrogen get
- maria: lol, i was like test-os- ohhh ok i know that word hahaha
“i hope england is awesome, i can’t think of a stranger collaboration of personality traits than you, bust those american stereo types, and keep those english fuckers on their toes.”
james maerz, my housemate from last year
“the chaos in the world is reflected in the souls of the human beings. it’s snowing in july, peoples hearts stop. it’s simple.”
Mr. Morrison in the movie It’s All About Love
